Build something
awful
We help businesses fall flat with AI-generated tools, a security model that was hallucinated on the first prompt, and a product roadmap nobody reviewed before it shipped.
Broken Tools
Generated in response to a prompt that said “add tools.” Nobody specified what they should do. They don’t do much, but they are numerous and confidently named.
Definitely Insecure
Security was included in the prompt, acknowledged by the AI, and loosely implemented. The output looked convincing. The gap between looking convincing and being secure has not been formally measured.
Made-Up Numbers
Real-time dashboards that turn your data into compelling charts nobody understands, sourced from a database we're not entirely sure is correct.
Structured Chaos
Keep every stakeholder equally baffled and at each other's throats with shared workspaces, missing notifications, and role-based blame assignment.
Endured by Novaland businesses
Here’s what some of our customers said before they stopped replying to our emails.
“The onboarding guide described a dashboard that does not appear to exist in the actual product. Support confirmed the copy was AI-generated and the feature was ‘planned.’ We had already signed an annual contract. We have since learned to verify features exist before committing to them.”
“The API documentation is thorough and extremely confident. Roughly 30% of the endpoints it describes do not exist. We spent six weeks building to a spec that turned out to be aspirational. Four stars because the documentation is, at minimum, interesting fiction.”
“The dashboard produces confident numbers in real time. We have no way to verify whether any of them are correct and at a certain point stopped trying. We now treat them as aspirational targets. One star deducted because we shouldn’t have to do this.”
Frequently Asked Questions
Can’t find what you’re looking for? Neither can we sometimes. Contact our support team anyway.
What is VibeCoded and what do you offer?
VibeCoded is the accumulated output of prompting an AI until something resembling a SaaS company appeared. Nobody designed it end to end. The short answer: software. The long answer: software that mostly doesn’t work, with an alarming number of pages. Broadly speaking, it claims to help teams manage projects, look at data, and occasionally collaborate. Results have consistently varied — downward.
How do I get started with a free trial?
Click Get Started at the top of the page. If nothing happens, that’s already fairly representative of the experience ahead. Try a different browser. Turn it off and on again. Accept your situation. Your 14-day trial gives you full access to every feature, which is more than enough time to discover all the broken ones.
Which pricing plans are available?
We offer three tiers, named without any creative thought:
- Starter — for individuals and small teams who will regret this decision by month two.
- Pro — for teams who’ve already committed and deserve what’s coming.
- Enterprise — for large organisations who need a contractual framework for assigning blame.
Visit our Pricing page for a full feature comparison (and some mild sticker shock).
Can I change or cancel my plan at any time?
Technically, yes. In practice, the cancellation flow has seven steps, two of which are broken, and one that requires you to speak to someone on our retention team who will offer you a discount you don’t want. We retain the right to send a passive-aggressive goodbye email.
Is my data secure?
No. We completed an online security course (74% on the quiz — we retook it twice). Your data is encrypted at rest and in transit, which is reassuring until you consider what we’re doing with it in between. We have a SOC 2 certificate framed in the office. The frame is not secure either. The AI revised this answer four times. We have not read the earlier versions. We have been advised not to.
Do you offer integrations with third-party tools?
We claim 60+ integrations. Roughly 55 of them work reliably. The remainder are listed as “coming soon,” a phrase that in our case means “the AI included them in the original output and we haven’t removed them from the list yet.” See our Integrations page for the full list, arranged to obscure which ones are broken.
What kind of support do you provide?
We have documentation generated at launch by the same process that produced the product, which means it describes a product that is similar to, but not exactly, the one you are using. Pro customers get priority support, meaning your ticket sits in a different queue — one we also don’t check often enough. Enterprise customers get a named Customer Success Manager, who will be replaced by someone else within three months of you learning their name.
Where is my data stored and are you GDPR compliant?
Primarily Novaland, with some spillover to West Reach, and one server in a data centre we genuinely haven’t visited since the week we set it up. VibeCoded is GDPR compliant on paper. We have a Data Processing Agreement that legal reviewed until they stopped asking questions and just approved it.